Question: IRISHMAN GIVES A TOAST. John O'Rielly hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life betwixt the loins of me darling wife. It won him the toast of the night at the pub and a free pint of Guinness. He went home and proudly told his wife: "Mary I won the top prize for the best toast of the night" She said: "That's nice, John, what was it?" He Replied "Here's to spending the rest of my life sitting next to my wife in church." She said: "Oh thats loverly John." The next day Mary ran into one of Johns drinking partners from the pub, who leeringly said that John won first prize at the pub the night before."About you Mary!" he said. She said "yes and I can't understand it ". "He has only been there twice in the last four years, once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull his ears to make him come." snizz,,, i knew youll'd get that one,lol. lol,plato i married it,thats how i sleep on the floor.
Answer: Naughty SM lol An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were looking at a prize cow in the field The Englishman said "Look at that fine English cow" The Irish man said "I disagree it's an Irish cow" The Scotsman thought for a moment then clinched the argument "No it's a Scottish cow it's got bagpipes underneath" SM that's a fine way to talk about your better half! You need your ears pulling abit more lol
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